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whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?


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Reasons why i'm single ONE: i annoy people
TWO: i'm never anyones first choice
THREE: i fuck shit up
FOUR: i'm just bad with relationships
FIVE: i'm not liked
SIX: I am an ugly ass mother fucker
don't forget
SEVEN: i spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop


“what is this.. pain in my chest?”

said the shoujo manga character after knowing someone for 2 days

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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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Anonymous said: you wont fuck anything up, honey, its gonna be okay

ahhhh I wish that where true, I just made a comment, got pissed and made one of those “I wanna get this out of my system” facebook status rants…and she got pissed and did the same. I feel like I want to just let her be and hope that it will just go away. I’m really scared of going back to school but I really hope it is going to be okay :)