justinbieberrealness:

there is nothing romantic about being a mess and flunking out of school and crying in therapist’s offices and i wish movies would stop romanticizing this kind of thing bc it’s actually very shitty

(Source: hahahanooope, via cronusasspora)

FOB concert last night patrick: hey, it's getting a little crowded up here. let's all take a huge step back on the count of 3. 1...2...3...
joe: Back the fuck up, please.
patrick: let's try that again. 1...2...3...
joe: PLEASE BACK THE FUCK UP

fartgallery:

I write sins and tragedies because I don’t limit myself

(via spendon)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via homewerker)

captorquest:

inkwelldried:

captorquest:

any negative thing that can happen about yahoo buying tumblr is worth the “david karp daddy” jokes stopping

how sure are you about that

vomits on everything

(via homewerker)